What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:42
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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